Has Legoland's Government and Emperor collapsed? Who knows?
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Sunday, 6 May 2012
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Saturday, 28 April 2012
Friday, 2 March 2012
Fears over Tsar's Health
Fears have emerged over the health of HIM Tsar Ivan IV. Paramedic vehicles were seen to be rushing to the Winter Palace tonight. This evening's events only add to speculation that HIM is gravely ill. HIM Ivan IV failed to attend any Silver Jubilee Celebrations held in his honour during January 2012! In his place were either the Crown Prince Imperial or his younger brother the Grand Duke of Brandenbourg. The Tsar, who has reigned for 25 Lego years ascended the throne of Caprica and the Low Islands at the age of 60 after the long reign of his mother the Empress Elizabeth.
The Winter Palace has not yet commented.
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Crown Prince & Crown Princess have a new home!
The Crown Prince Imperial and the Crown Princess Imperial moved into their new townhouse in the LEGO(c) Capital City, Alexandria this weekend. In a short public interview, the future Tsar and Tsarina, emphasised their support of the well-being and democratic rights of all minifigs worldwide.
Saturday, 12 November 2011
We Will Remember...
'His Imperial Majesty's Government of the Caprican Empire and the Kingdom of the Low Islands will always seek to peacefully support emergent Lego states,' Cameron Davidoff, First Minister, 2011.
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Caprican Empire Supports Failing Economies Abroad
On a more somber note, the well-being of minifigs in the financially bankrupted state of Legoland has been addressed with a K70,000 interim payment to the dictatorial state ruled by the Emperor David and a host of other 'hangers on'. It is hoped that the payment will supercede a more gentile approach to international politics from the failing state.
Only time will tell. EDITOR
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Sunday, 23 October 2011
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Caprican Times Late Edition
Alexandrian students celebrated tonight over the recent news that a new Lego state has been discovered! It seems that the state of PBR may soon be in communication with the Empire of Caprica and the Kingdom of the Low Islands! Caprica awaits a formal diplomatic invite from the PBR but rumours abound that HIM Tsar Ivan IV may well be bestowing honours in the new year if diplomatic ties are tied! Caprica will be investigating ways of contacting the PBR in the next few weeks.
Possible Legoland Revolution!
Concerns mount tonight over the safety of HIM Emperor David of Legoland and his minifigs! The Caprican Government has also stated that it will work alongside the PBR if they are interested in bringing peace and harmony to all Lego minifig states. Prime Minister Davidoff is awaiting further responses from the PBR and President Brik. The Empire may well pledge financial support to maintain the recent peace in the PBR and thus build a more harmonious minifig global community. President Brik may well find himself nominated for the Nouvelle Caprican Peace Award and gain himself an honourary Caprican Title in doing so!!
Please note, neither the Empire of Legoland nor the Caprican Empire is in any way associated with LEGOLAND or the LEGO Group
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Legoland Finances Plummit!
Legoland seems to be becoming more and more precarious each day! The Caprican Foreign office advises against travel to Legoland until further notice. The Imperial Caprican Government, The Eulenbourg, will be in negotiation with the Government of Legoland in the next few months to try to help resolve internal Legoland instabilities with the hopeful end result of a more financially viable state!
Saturday, 17 September 2011
Sunday, 4 September 2011
Fears for Legoland
The University of Alexandria has dispelled the recent horrific scenes in the Legoland Capital as 'Artistic License' and has advised the Caprican and Low Islands populace to remain calm 'as usual' over events far beyond our Gallic Shores. The Celestial Good News Editor is under investigation by the ISFO and it would seem some in Caprica have suggested the Dowager Palace be made into an Embassy for Legoland befitting the one burned down last week in the Legoland Capital.
On a more scientific note... His Grace the Duke of Liverpold announced yesterday the success of using electrical current to produce vast amounts of hydrogen that could be used in the production of 'Lighter than Air' craft. Let us see what the future brings! Deppelins! What a strange word that would bring to Capricans!
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
The Caprican Free Press (!)
Some have come to say that the Free Press of Caprica is becoming a little 'too' free! The Editor of the Celestial Good News is under investigation and the Caprican Twitter Network is under Police Surveillance since the 'Pizza Riot' (in fact a student party) outside the Legoland Embassy last week.
However, it emerged today that the Caprican Embassy in Legoland was burned down, an act of utter tragic violence that has horrified the Caprican and Low Island general public. The Eulenbourg and the Winter Palace have not as yet made an official statement.
The Metropolitan Police of Alexandria are advising against new demonstrations outside the Legoland Embassy. His Excellency, Mr Groons, Ambassador to Legoland will appear on a debate show with Mr Mikail Parkinovic this Saturday. Mr Groons has made a full recovery and is expected to 'Make or Break' Caprican/Legoland Diplomacy this Saturday.
Miss Isabella von Worditch stated, "I was looking forward to the 'Give PEAS a Chance' demo! Apparently this was going to be a VEGITARIAN party! Honestly, the Legoland Embassy has brought fun to Alexandria and Alexandrian Students! Before we only had the Fresher's Fair!"
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