Caprican Royals Tortured and Murdered by LegolandIt is without question that Their Serene Highnesses Prince Christian and Princess Grace of Carpentaria have been both tortured, humiliated and possibly assassinated by the evil regime of Empire of Legoland in Dublin.
His Imperial Majesty, The Tsar Peter III, will no doubt comment on the fate of TSHs in the Yuletide Speech.
The safe return of Prince Christian and Princess Grace would allow negotiations with Legoland to once again be opened, the MODFA has stated.
Two funds have been set up for the Prince and Princess. The Prince Christian Fund will finance the newly formed, 'Prince Christian Peace Foundation' - to educate Caprican University Students on the peaceful solution of 'war like' situations, thus empowering generations with diplomacy.
The Princess Grace Fund will finance the building of 'The Princess Grace Memorial University Hospital', a centre of excellence in Minifig healthcare throughout the world.
On a lighter note, three new buildings have been sanctioned by the Eulenbourg in Alexandria! A new Restaurant and two new town houses! All buildings will allow the population to expand!
Should you wish to donate to the funds please e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org be this a real donation or a virtual one showing your Nation's support of our plight...